Dear Santa...

So I realize that I may be writing this a bit early. But hey, maybe I am just an ambitious kind of girl. So here it goes.

All I want for Christmas is....(Take One)

1. A bigger closet
2. Better organizational skills.
3. A hot pink bicycle (without training wheels) with a banana seat.
4. New glasses, preferably of the coke-bottle sort.
5. A puppy, preferably a weimaraner but I would settle for a German Shepard or a chocolate lab.
6. A degree in something other than sarcasm (I have been recently told that I already have a Ph.D in this) and life experience.
7. A Billy-Goat.
8. A life size blueberry.
9. A plug for the whole that is currently in my lip.
10. A large vat of ice cream (preferably without the flying clown).